There is a local newscaster who, every time I see her, I yell “HOMEWRECKER” in my head because she had an affair with a friend’s grandpa back in the 1960s.
Ha, clearly you’re getting the same commercials I am.
Also I wish I had you on gchat, because nobody in this room gives a shit what’s going on.
(Source: ipomoeaandthestarstealers)
