in a very unsports-like fashion
I am praying we don’t play tonight.
a) it’s raining
b) I want to take a bath instead
c) currently, not enough women will be playing to field a team— only two of us.
I’m going! But also hoping it rains, because I’m so tired I think I could sleep for a week, which means that if I do catch the ball, it’s likely to be with my forehead instead of my glove.