seriously, how is this even a thing?
me: i hate that it's even a thing that i have to have conversations with beauty-people about not removing too much of my eyebrows in the pursuit of femininity.
the boy: i like your eyebrows
me: yeah, well, they are slightly less my eyebrows now because i forgot to forcefully remind her to leave them 97% alone.
they will be fine soon, but yuck
me: </rant> anyways, the wattage of my sarcastic eyebrow-raise will be dimmed for the next 3-5 weeks. i recommend getting your shenanigans in while you can.
the boy: oh they will be gotten in.
